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Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)

Directed by Tommy Wirkola

Written by Dante Harper and Tommy Wirkola

Starring Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton, Famke Janssen, Pihla Viitala, Thomas Mann, Peter Stormare, Derek Mears and Robin Atkins Downes

88 minutes

Synopsis: In this spin on the fairy tale, Hansel & Gretel are now bounty hunters who track and kill witches all over the world. As the fabled Blood Moon approaches, the siblings encounter a new form of evil that might hold a secret to their past.

Quote: “Whatever you do, don’t eat the fuckin’ candy.” - Hansel (Jeremy Renner)

Eric: .5/5!

Thoughts (01/24/13): n/a

Rotten Tomatoes: 17%

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